Background – Wednesday of this week I watched a previously recorded episode of the show called “Monsters Inside Me” (not a show for the faint of heart). This episode chronicled the story of a man who, after a traumatic run-in with a swarm of angry bees (no, that’s not the punch line!), developed seasonal allergies so intense that he began to get desperate. His aunt told him about a program she had watched on TV where doctors were using worms to treat all sorts of autoimmune disorders, and specifically using hook worms to treat allergies. Upon looking into the matter further, the man became convinced that it could work. He promptly booked a trip to a small African village that had a very rudimentary sewage system in order to be able to walk around barefoot in the human waste (I warned you – Yuukkk!!). Just as planned, he was able to infect himself with hook worms, and now claims that his allergies are infinitely better to this very day, all the while managing the health challenges that his new “intestinal residents” present, uugghh.
As you might expect, I couldn’t shake the weird, yukiness of this story and walked around grossing myself out with it for the next two days.
S.C.O.U.T. – Two nights later, I hop into bed and pick up my Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader to catch up
on a little fascinating, random trivia.
Popping open the book to the last section, which I read three weeks ago,
the very first title in the lineup, is… “The Worms Crawl In”. My first thought was YGTBKM (you’ve got to be
kidding me) as I eagerly continued on to confirm my suspicions; not only did
this topic top my grossest subject list, but it was also about to become a
S.C.O.U.T. This section was indeed about
using parasites to treat everything from arthritis to psychiatric disorders. The chills ran up and down my arms as I
contemplated the strange appearance of this article. I had never, ever heard of this bizarre
treatment, and yet two completely unrelated sources had presented me with this
concept within a two day period; simply uncanny. I wonder if there’s a worm to cure a chronic
case of the “S.C.O.U.T.s”?
Have you ever heard of this bizarre treatment? Have you ever heard of this bizarre treatment
twice in two days? No, I thought not. My goofy dog Scout is too yukked
out to discuss; he did however muster enough strength to request seconds on his heart
worm medication.
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